Contestant #1: Gerlaith

Jerald ordertalks 'ooo who's gerlaith'

Jerald ordertalks 'i gave a box to gerlaith'

;let's go
Poromenos tells the group 'let's go'

Jerald tells the group 'uh'

Pyntol gets a tiny forest green cap from an extradimensional portal.

Jerald tells the group 'gave a box to gerlaith'

Pyntol stops using Crown of the Ages.
Pyntol dons a tiny forest green cap upon his head.

;where?
Poromenos tells the group 'where?'

Jerald tells the group 'let's find holomanth'

Jerald tells the group 'he's at academy'

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The combat guide is sparring with imaginary opponents.
The combat guide is shrouded in flowing shadow and light.
Gerlaith the Attendant is standing here.
Ramiro D'Aragon, King of Spain. is hovering here.
A pack mule arrives from the west.

l Gerlaith
Gerlaith looks to be about 3'4", and looks to be around 93 pounds.  His cleanly
shaved head is offset by long sideburns.  His blue-green eyes match softly
with his light tan skin.

Gerlaith is in perfect health.

Gerlaith is using:
     (Magical) (Glowing) a ball of iridescent light
    (Magical) the brand of the peaceful
      a monk's cassock
    a tear-shaped shield
           (Magical) an ivory staff
              The New Player's Guide

You peek at his inventory:
     a burlap sack
     an ornately designed lacquered box


You say 'Hello Gerlaith.'

You say 'I see you have a box.'

Gerlaith says 'hello '

Jerald tells the group 'omg you suck'

Pyntol ordertalks 'rofl same old routine'

You say 'Its contents are very valuable to me.'

You wonder 'Would you sell it to me?'

As Gerlaith examines the box it starts to shake violently.
Energy explodes from the box held by Gerlaith, sending him reeling.
Gerlaith is DEAD!!
Gerlaith gasps his last breath and blood spurts out of his mouth and ears.

You say 'See, works.'

Pyntol rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Pyntol rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Jerald ordertalks 'OMG'

Jerald tells the group 'rofl'

You ordertalk 'I rock, yes?'
Pyntol ordertalks 'rofl'

Jerald ordertalks 'Poro scores five points for that one'

Jerald ordertalks 'He got Gerlaith'

You ordertalk 'And he can't say shit.'

Jerald ordertalks 'I handed him the box tho so I get one point.'

You ordertalk 'I told him I wanted it.'

Jerald ordertalks 'ROFL'

You ordertalk 'I was going to say please don't examine it.'

Jerald ordertalks 'omg'

You ordertalk 'But he beat me.'

Jerald ordertalks 'omg that was awesome'

Pyntol ordertalks 'I think box is still on him'

Jerald ordertalks 'We ruin lives.'

Jerald ordertalks 'Poro do it again.'

Pyntol ordertalks 'we must find more deserving children'

You tell Gerlaith 'You ruined my box :('

You ordertalk 'You tell Gerlaith 'You ruined my box :('.'

Jerald ordertalks 'oh you bastard'

Jerald gives you an ornately designed lacquered box.

You ordertalk 'It would rock if I had the time to say "Please don't look at it, it is secret".'

You ordertalk 'He'd think "how would he know".'

You ordertalk 'And BAM.'

And so this ends. Gerlaith fell prey to us easily.