Trouble in Paradise



Poromenos - Monday, June 28, 2004, 1:44 PM
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 [| Nivek/Edmond                                                          |]
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Welcome to Realms of Despair, Poromenos...
You were last online on: Mon Jun 28 07:03:25 2004
A pack mule returns with you to the realms.

The Central Chambers                                      NW     N     NE
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A stone chalice rests here collecting bitter tears of the forgotten.
(Hide) (Translucent) Wesdarn, one of the Faceless Millions of the Swarm is in a deep trance.
(Invis) (Hide) Jerald Vancour, aka "Diamond Dog" is hovering here.

Jerald says 'Someone says 'Poro? Jerald? If I see you doing that again, You will get it, big time :)''

You wonder 'Who?'

You wonder 'Where?'

Jerald says 'here'

Jerald says 'right after u left'

Jerald says 'hahaha'

You wonder 'Where here?'

Jerald says 'recall'

You say 'Ah.'

You say 'That sucks.'

Jerald says 'oh well'

You say 'We are done, at any rate.'

Jerald says 'agreed.'

Jerald says 'there goes that attempt to create a new way to bond with ordermates :('

You say 'Aha, we shall find new ways.'

You say 'http://poromenos.dyndns.org/bulk/murder.html'

You wonder 'WHO IS THE VOICE FROM WITHIN THE WELL?'

You say 'SHOW YOURSELF.'

who imm

-----------------------------------[ IMMORTALS ]------------------------------

Nephling        Destre. (Deity of Feralis) [Quest Council]
Savior          Ilsensine. E-Lies 'n Sin. Sin Sin Lee. Senile Sin. (Deity of MaidenStone) [Newbie Council]
2 players.

Jerald says 'we might just have to kill another newb to attract their attention'

Jerald says 'your url doesn't work'

You say 'It will.'

You say 'Try now.'

Jerald says 'oh there we go'

You ordertalk 'Paging imm, paging imm, please respond.'

You say 'Omfg that log is 1mb.'

You hear Jerald hrm.

Jerald says 'it's not working'

Jerald says 'I have a black screen'

Jerald says ':('

Jerald says 'instead of a webpage'

Jerald says 'oh wait'

Jerald says 'there we go'

You say 'You are sucking my bandwidth.'

Jerald says 'pfft'

Jerald says 'damn'

Jerald says 'you didn't include Gerlaith'

Jerald says 'or Your bitching out by Roshella'

You say 'I will.'

You say 'Not Roshella.'

You say 'Damn.'

You say 'http://poromenos.dyndns.org/page'

You say 'Go to MoR.'

You say 'And then Adventures.'

Jerald says 'Murders in Rue Newb part 1 haha'

Jerald says 'it's not showing tho'

You say 'Yeah, not yet up.'

You say 'I will log off and upload it.'

You say 'Edit/upload.'

Jerald says 'ooo'

Jerald says 'Murders in Rue Newb (Jerald)'

You say 'I shall be back to show you.'

Jerald says 'still not working tho'

You say 'I HAVE NOT UPLOADED IT YET.'

Jerald says 'FINE'

Jerald says ':('

You say 'Bbl.'

Jerald says 'aight'

Someone says 'wait a sec'

You say 'Omg.'

You say 'A spy.'

Jerald says 'Ah there we go.'

You wonder 'Where were you when we called?'

Someone says 'Boy, you two, REALLY are bright, nice of you to LOG it for me to see you guys kill all those people'

You seem to be in an agreeable mood.

You say 'And, we didn't kill them.'

You say 'For the record.'


Hell                                                      /      -      \
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As if picked up by the scruff of your neck by a mighty hand, you find
yourself unceremoniously dumped at a strange gateway.  Here is the
place which will determine your fate.  Whether you will be sent back
to life as you once knew it, or proceed onto a far yet bleaker pathway.
The time has come for you to plead your case and await judgement for the
crimes that have been placed upon your head.  Speak wisely and choose
your words carefully, for your testimony will be written in the ledgers
of the Gods, and will determine the path you will ultimately travel.

 
                           L|J(_)
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Exits: none
(Magical) A mystical spring flows majestically from a glowing circle of blue.
A fountain of fresh blood flows in the corner.
A demon imp hovers nearby...drooling constantly with a fiendish grin.
The immortals are not pleased with your actions.
You shall remain in hell for 360 hours.

Jerald appears in a could of hellish light.

Jerald well great.

Someone says '15 days.'

You can't do that here.

You can't do that here.

Someone says 'I catch it again, and it will be something worse.'

Someone wonders 'Understood?'

Jerald nods solemnly.

You can't do that here.

You can't do that here.

,test
Poromenos test.

,aha yes ok
Poromenos aha yes ok.

,there's an imp here and all
Poromenos there's an imp here and all.

Someone says 'So, I'd advise against. "Murders in Rue Newb (Jerald)" Part Deux.'

Jerald Damnit Pinky, see what you've done.

,yeah, i don't speak french
Poromenos yeah, i don't speak french.

,haha
Poromenos haha.

,this is part 2, actually
Poromenos this is part 2, actually.

Jerald the hell part?

,the 15 days in hell!
Poromenos the 15 days in hell!

,yes
Poromenos yes.

,it will be most great
Poromenos it will be most great.

,i <3 u jerald
Poromenos i <3 u jerald.

Jerald I cannot wait.

,agree
Poromenos agree.

Jerald Please do log this.

,we can have sex with the imp
Poromenos we can have sex with the imp.

Jerald while I make my plea using emotes.

,haha agree
Poromenos haha agree.

Jerald as to why we shouldn't be here.

,this is the first time i have been helled
Poromenos this is the first time i have been helled.

Jerald dont bullshit me ho.

,yeah fool
Poromenos yeah fool.

Jerald You've never been here?!

,no
Poromenos no.

,i was a model citizen
Poromenos i was a model citizen.

,the baali corrupted me
Poromenos the baali corrupted me.

Jerald now follows you.

gr all
You group your followers.

Jerald tells the group 'haha'

Poromenos tells the group 'So.'

Poromenos tells the group 'I am so proud of us.'

Jerald tells the group 'pfft yer tamer than I thought'

Jerald tells the group 'I've been here before.'

Poromenos tells the group 'I AM FIERCE, WOMAN!'

Poromenos tells the group '15 Days of no mudding is nice.'

Jerald tells the group 'And before, giving a newb a qspike potion wasn't a frickinc rime'

Poromenos tells the group 'Let me remove this damn plugin.'

Poromenos tells the group 'Agree.'

;much better now
Poromenos tells the group 'much better now'

Jerald tells the group 'You have the capitalization plugin hahaha'

;yeah :p
Poromenos tells the group 'yeah :p'

;i r leet
Poromenos tells the group 'i r leet'

;works on the newbs
Poromenos tells the group 'works on the newbs'

Jerald tells the group 'Being in hell with another Baalite really ain't so bad.'

;agree
Poromenos tells the group 'agree'

;we can meet and crap
Poromenos tells the group 'we can meet and crap'

Jerald tells the group 'Tho I don't think Velth's gonna be too happy with the reputation Baali now has.'

;wtf
Poromenos tells the group 'wtf'

save
;we are SUPPOSED to be ebil
Saved...

Poromenos tells the group 'we are SUPPOSED to be ebil'

Jerald tells the group 'pfft'

;we make the order proud
Poromenos tells the group 'we make the order proud'

Jerald tells the group 'Remember the ntoe she posted about the bloodmob in baali?'

;hm no
Poromenos tells the group 'hm no'

;what happened?
Poromenos tells the group 'what happened?'

Jerald tells the group 'She was like "I don't think we want to be the kind of order that does that"'

Jerald tells the group 'well'

;she was very vague about it
Poromenos tells the group 'she was very vague about it'

Jerald tells the group 'yeah the note about favoring on that was kinda up for a little bit'

Poromenos tells the group 'nod, i didn't know what it said'

;so like
Poromenos tells the group 'so like'

;the newbs were completely voluntary
Poromenos tells the group 'the newbs were completely voluntary'

;we even told them they would die
Poromenos tells the group 'we even told them they would die'

Jerald tells the group 'and'

;but pff
Poromenos tells the group 'but pff'

Jerald tells the group 'For all we knew'

Jerald tells the group 'There might've been 4mil in there.'

;agree
Poromenos tells the group 'agree'

;hahaha
Poromenos tells the group 'hahaha'

;or 4
Poromenos tells the group 'or 4'

;or 5, i mean
Poromenos tells the group 'or 5, i mean'

Jerald tells the group 'Hell, the NYPD lies to its suspects all the time.'

;agree
Poromenos tells the group 'agree'

Jerald tells the group 'And we didn't really lie.'

;we were 100% honest
Poromenos tells the group 'we were 100% honest'

Jerald tells the group 'Pyntol got off easy. Jackass.'

;when they asked if they would die, we replied
Poromenos tells the group 'when they asked if they would die, we replied'

;agree
Poromenos tells the group 'agree'

;if i must suffer for my beliefs, then so be it!
Poromenos tells the group 'if i must suffer for my beliefs, then so be it!'

Jerald tells the group 'Agreed.'

Jerald tells the group 'rofl'

Jerald tells the group 'This is hella funny'

;agree
Poromenos tells the group 'agree'

;wtf is this imp
Poromenos tells the group 'wtf is this imp'

l imp
This demon is clearly something that you don't want to mess with...
It appears to be very agile, and very strong.  

A demon imp is in perfect health.

You peek at its inventory:
     Nothing.

slap im
You rear back and slap it with all your might.

k imp
A magical force prevents you from attacking.

Jerald tells the group 'See if we can coerce someone to give us a holy hand grenade'

;haha
Poromenos tells the group 'haha'

who imm

-----------------------------------[ IMMORTALS ]------------------------------

Nephling        Destre. (Deity of Feralis) [Quest Council]
Savior          Ilsensine. E-Lies 'n Sin. Sin Sin Lee. Senile Sin. (Deity of MaidenStone) [Newbie Council]
(Mummified)     Mumra: Branded like an animal, I can still feel them burning my mind. (Deity of Maleficae) [Quest Council]
3 players.

Jerald tells the group 'and drop it in an imms room'

Jerald tells the group 'oh that would be sweet.'

;you don't "get" a grenade

Jerald tells the group 'Do you remember the imm Calis?'

Poromenos tells the group 'you don't "get" a grenade'

;no
Poromenos tells the group 'no'

;they just throw it
Poromenos tells the group 'they just throw it'

;what happens if we die?
Poromenos tells the group 'what happens if we die?'

;i have boxes on me
Poromenos tells the group 'i have boxes on me'

i
You are carrying 5 items and have room for 14 more:
     an extradimensional portal
     (Magical) a magical flying carpet
     an ornately designed lacquered box (3)

;haha
Poromenos tells the group 'haha'

Jerald tells the group 'omg'

Jerald tells the group 'you do?!'

;yeah
Poromenos tells the group 'yeah'

Jerald tells the group 'lemme have one'

;no die, they're mine
Poromenos tells the group 'no die, they're mine'

;i only have 3
Poromenos tells the group 'i only have 3'

Jerald tells the group 'lemme have one!'

;nononono
Poromenos tells the group 'nononono'

Jerald tells the group 'pfft'

;we lose our corpses though
Poromenos tells the group 'we lose our corpses though'

Jerald tells the group 'oh seriously?'

Jerald tells the group 'mutter'

;well, we can't cr
Poromenos tells the group 'well, we can't cr'

;or supp
Poromenos tells the group 'or supp'

Jerald tells the group 'damnit'

get heal extradimensional
You get a heal potion from an extradimensional portal.

drop heal
You drop a heal potion.

get heal
i
You get a heal potion.
Jerald tells the group 'How is it you've never been here but you know more about it than I do'

q heal
You quaff a heal potion.
Nothing seems to happen...

;i know more about a lot of things
Poromenos tells the group 'i know more about a lot of things'

Jerald tells the group 'har'

;it's called "common sense"
Poromenos tells the group 'it's called "common sense"'

Jerald tells the group 'Pfft.'

;nonmagic, too
Poromenos tells the group 'nonmagic, too'
Jerald tells the group 'ROFL'

;hilarious
Poromenos tells the group 'hilarious'

exam box
You take a closer look at an ornately designed lacquered box...
Hand carved and polished, this box shines with the many layer of lacquer
that have been painted on it. A small glass window on the top gives a 
glimpse of a gold and silver object inside.
It is closed.
From far off the voice of the Sufi can be heard, laughing...
As you examine the box it starts to shake violently.
The box begins to spin out of control.
Energy explodes from the box with a force that sends you reeling.
You are momentarily stunned by the blast!
A faint voice whispers to you 'That help you see visions?'
(a blackened, mangled belt gets damaged)
(a blackened, mangled belt gets damaged and has 2/15 hits)
You drop an ornately designed lacquered box.
save
Cawyn gives you one gold coin for your sacrifice of an ornately designed lacquered box.

Jerald looks at you.

Jerald tells the group 'oh you jackass'

Jerald tells the group 'You don't have anything worthwhile to lsoe'

;ok not to mentioned that what the imm did was illegal
Poromenos tells the group 'ok not to mentioned that what the imm did was illegal'

Jerald tells the group 'You could bust out of here.'

;wtf, my eq
Poromenos tells the group 'wtf, my eq'

;hell no, <3 my eq
Poromenos tells the group 'hell no, <3 my eq'

;wait till you see my base
Poromenos tells the group 'wait till you see my base'

remove all
You stop using the black hilted sword "Shieldbreaker".
You stop using the shade ring.
You stop using the captain's cloak.
You stop using the black hilted sword "Shieldbreaker".
You stop using the captain's cloak.
You stop using a blackened, mangled belt.
You stop using the shade helm.
You stop using a crystalline teardrop.
You stop using the shades.
You stop using the shade ring.
You stop using the sigil of Ghordohl.
You stop using the Spoils of Thievery.
You stop using an obsidian bracer.
You stop using an obsidian bracer.
You stop using Blessed gauntlets of the Templar.
You stop using the Ice Arm Guards.
You stop using godskull shinguards.
You stop using the Cloak of Royalty.
It is with some reluctance that you remove the cloak.
You stop using chains of imprisonment.

gr

[race]
 Jerald        1404/1776    680/808   ===    660  dwarf 
 Poromenos      918/686               ===    211    elf 

statrep
You report: 918/686 hp 211/591 mv 88364055 xp.
Your base stats:    12 str 12 wis 13 int 17 dex 11 con 13 cha 12 lck.
Your current stats: 15 str 12 wis 13 int 17 dex 11 con 13 cha 12 lck.

Jerald tells the group 'It's not like you'd lose yer frickin'

Jerald tells the group 'omg'

;hell, 7 boxes would do it
Poromenos tells the group 'hell, 7 boxes would do it'

Jerald tells the group 'mutter'

Jerald tells the group 'I have about 10 on my mage'

;now i should just wait to heal
Poromenos tells the group 'now i should just wait to heal'

;trans them over :p
Poromenos tells the group 'trans them over :p'

Jerald tells the group 'no trans'

;i know
gl
Poromenos tells the group 'i know'

where

Players near you in Limbo:
| Duhyle         (Ascendere)            | Limbo
| Tarcon         (Ascendere)            | Limbo
| Angua          (Ascendere)            | Limbo
| Poromenos      (Baali)                | Hell
| Jerald         (Baali)                | Hell

;unless
Poromenos tells the group 'unless'

yell hello guys
You can't do that here.

Jerald tells the group 'Unless I get him helled too.'

;i can't yell, crap
Poromenos tells the group 'i can't yell, crap'

Jerald tells the group 'Naked.'

;HAHAHAHAHA
Poromenos tells the group 'HAHAHAHAHA'

;ur a cunning fuckr
Poromenos tells the group 'ur a cunning fuckr'

Jerald tells the group 'rofl'

Jerald tells the group 'How was what that imm did illegal?'

;because you can't just look at my hd without permission
Poromenos tells the group 'because you can't just look at my hd without permission'

goh
A magical force prevents you from returning home.

Jerald tells the group 'oh shit that's real illegal'

;it is
Poromenos tells the group 'it is'

Jerald tells the group 'who imm'

who imm

-----------------------------------[ IMMORTALS ]------------------------------

Nephling        Destre. (Deity of Feralis) [Quest Council]
Savior          Ilsensine. E-Lies 'n Sin. Sin Sin Lee. Senile Sin. (Deity of MaidenStone) [Newbie Council]
(Mummified)     Mumra: Branded like an animal, I can still feel them burning my mind. (Deity of Maleficae) [Quest Council]
3 players.


Jerald tells the group 'I wonder if it was mumra'

;nah
Poromenos tells the group 'nah' (Ed. note: It was Mumra)

;he was vis
Poromenos tells the group 'he was vis'

;so why did we get a warning AND a punishment for the same crime?
Poromenos tells the group 'so why did we get a warning AND a punishment for the same crime?'

Jerald tells the group 'he had no evidence'

;aha
Poromenos tells the group 'aha'

;does he now?
Poromenos tells the group 'does he now?'

Jerald tells the group 'I guess he saw the log'

;well, he will when i upload it

Jerald tells the group 'the log I saw'

Poromenos tells the group 'well, he will when i upload it'

;true
Poromenos tells the group 'true'

;you suckr
Poromenos tells the group 'you suckr'

Jerald tells the group 'pfft'

;you couldn't have msn, could you
Poromenos tells the group 'you couldn't have msn, could you'

Jerald tells the group 'I do'

Jerald tells the group ':('

;we must do something
Poromenos tells the group 'we must do something'

;add me, peon
Poromenos tells the group 'add me, peon'

Jerald tells the group 'I have msn msger, yahoo msger and aim'

;it's norecall
Poromenos tells the group 'it's norecall'

worth

Worth for Poromenos is the passenger. And he rides and he rides.
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|Level: 50   |Favor: tolerated  |Alignment: 1000      |Experience: 88364055 |
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|Glory: 145  |Weight: 469       |Style: standard      |Gold: 23,201         |
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|            |Hitroll: 48       |Damroll: 91          |Bank: 0              |
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;can you supp recall?
Poromenos tells the group 'can you supp recall?'

supp recall
Your favor is inadequate for such a supplication.

Jerald tells the group 'You have been forsaken!'

;that sucks
Poromenos tells the group 'that sucks'

;what does that mean?>
Poromenos tells the group 'what does that mean?>'

Jerald tells the group 'it means no supp recall room'

Jerald tells the group 'You gotta mic?'

;nod
Poromenos tells the group 'nod'

;not now
Poromenos tells the group 'not now'

;it's in a box somewhere
Poromenos tells the group 'it's in a box somewhere'

;my accent is weird
Poromenos tells the group 'my accent is weird'

;being greek and all
Poromenos tells the group 'being greek and all'

Jerald tells the group 'It's hard being a well-spoken chink.'

;Amorthan is a chink?
Poromenos tells the group 'Amorthan is a chink?'

Jerald tells the group 'yeah'

Jerald tells the group 'so am i'

;aha
Poromenos tells the group 'aha'

;we must get out of the prison
Poromenos tells the group 'we must get out of the prison'

mount imp
You can't mount that!

;i can't mount the imp

Jerald tells the group 'I'm chinese and a democrat christian, I'm used to prison, you'd think.'

Poromenos tells the group 'i can't mount the imp'

;haha
Poromenos tells the group 'haha'

give box imp
You give an ornately designed lacquered box to A demon imp.

steal box imp

Jerald tells the group 'rofl'

A magical force interrupts you.