Merchants of the Reliance Hall of Fame

Here are some logs which are irrelevant to MoR business, but I think they're interesting and decided to share them with you.

You tell Corthayne 'ise ntropalos kai i mama sou se ntini perierga!'
Corthayne tells you 'heh'
Corthayne tells you 'mou foraei kati mplouzes me grammes'
Corthayne tells you 'prasines'
Corthayne tells you 'san aytes pou gforane oi rosopontioi'
Corthayne tells you 'kai palia pantelonia'
Corthayne tells you 'kai mayra papoutsia'
Corthayne tells you 'kai otan me xtenizei ftinei sto xeri tis kai mou pataei ta malia'
Corthayne tells you 'giati to salio leei krataei ta malia san zele'
Corthayne tells you 'kai zele ego den kanei na vazo giati eimai kalo paidi'
Corthayne tells you 'mou foraei kai ena poukamiso kamia fora koumpomeno os epano:P'
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Semian openly traffics:  2DannyRings/2Doomgivers/Shieldbreaker/DHidePlate/HadesPlate
    /Godskulls/SilverDragonArms/Voices/2BlueGlassychains for sale-send tells with offers
Shaltar openly traffics:  You know that long, horizontal key on your keyboard?
Shaltar openly traffics:  Is it broken?
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Ceirana appears in a swirling mist.
  > look

Antiques and Oddities
Ancient iron implements, pottery, sculptures, and other oddities are neatly
arranged in inexplicable groups, unlike the other displays in the auction
house. They appear to be estate collections - jewelry, old watches, and even
some old furniture for sale. Judging by the apparent lack of true 'value' of
most of the items, it seems to prove the old saying that "One man's trash is
another man's treasure."
Exits: west
An iron pedestal displays an unusual pair of boots.
Griniaris Dicing Bot (bets 200k-1m) is sprawled out here.
(Hide) (Translucent) Atromitos is not here is standing here.
(Lesser Goddess) (Translucent) Ceirana is standing here.

Ceirana looks at Atromitos.
Ceirana smiles happily.
Atromitos bows before Ceirana.
You say 'uh oh...'
Ceirana says 'hi there'
Atromitos says 'hello'
You say 'i didn't do anything :('
You grin.
Ceirana points at you accusingly.
You smile at her.
Ceirana grins evilly.
You wonder '?'
You look demure and ask, "moi?"
Ceirana teases you playfully.
You grin at her.
Ceirana says 'the bad ones always suffer from the worst paranoia'
You say 'hey, you want to play? :)'
Ceirana wonders 'what are you playing?'
You say 'dice :)'
Ceirana says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'
Ceirana says 'my weakness to be sure'
You grin.
Ceirana says 'however, '
Ceirana says 'I cannot at this time'
You say 'ahh :)'
Atromitos nods solemnly.
Ceirana says 'I just wanted to make sure you were not naked'
(Atromitos had died before a crash, Ceirana was talking to him)
You say 'i AM naked'
Ceirana says 'since your full corpse appeared in my inv at the crash'
  > look self

You are 5'10", and weigh 96 pounds.  Your shoulder length, straight auburn hair
handsomely frames your face.  Your silver eyes match beautifully with your
golden skin.
You are in perfect health.

You are using:
     (Magical) (Glowing) a ball of iridescent light

Atromitos says 'I still have my equipment :)'
Ceirana looks at you.
Ceirana says 'yes, but the reason you are naked is probably because you suck at dice'
Ceirana winks suggestively.
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Deathlyface newbiechats 'whats a good name for a deadly vamp?'
Herne newbiechats 'Harold'
Deathlyface newbiechats 'Tiki give me a chance... it Zarz...'
Tiki newbiechats 'Pffbtth.'
Deathlyface newbiechats 'come on.. dont be like that'
Herne newbiechats 'Your last suckup cheque didn't go through...'
Deathlyface newbiechats 'guess not...'
Deathlyface newbiechats 'i was trying to get shadowblade...'
Tiki newbiechats 'Read 'help naming''
Deathlyface newbiechats 'sick names like that arent allowed...'
Deathlyface newbiechats 'but than faceripper would kill me...'
Tiki newbiechats 'Or Authme! We love that one too.'

The MUD Administrators have accepted the name Udaraigh.
You are authorized to enter the Realms at the end of this area.

You newbiechat 'this name means "Authorise"'
Kador newbiechats 'that must be a new one, is it anything like Authorize?'
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Tiki openly traffics:  Me Ogre, me want DCoL! 
Tiki openly traffics:  oh rats. No I'm not. I'm a pixie. :)
Taneay openly traffics:  lol
Shaltar openly traffics:  Bad Tiki.
Shaltar openly traffics:  Bad.
Kord openly traffics:  tiki this is not the RP channel !
Tiki openly traffics:  Send offers to Sir Shaltar ;)
Kord openly traffics:  you are lucky kador is not around
Shaltar openly traffics:  Die.
Kord openly traffics:  ohhh, he is. darn.
Gorgette openly traffics:  lol
Jamox openly traffics:  lol
Kador openly traffics:  ok Kord lets stick it to tells
You openly traffic:  Tiki started it :p
Kitchious openly traffics:  i'll show you where to stick it
Jamox openly traffics:  laugh i would have never have guessed that would
    happen... Dhide for sale.
Kador openly traffics:  Kitchious....
You openly traffic:  rofl :) looking for storage warrior
Kitchious openly traffics:  I meant to tells
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Harakiem yells 'Vir is a KILLER!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!  MORE BLOOOOD!!!'
  > exam Vir
You see nothing special.
This corpse has recently been slain.
The corpse of Vir holds:
     (Glowing) War-Torn Leggings of the Sniper Clan
     Golden Silence of the Sniper Clan
     Bloodied Suede Sash of the Sniper Clan
     Divine Wisdom Of The Sniper Clan
     Battle-Ridden Sleeves of the Sniper Clan
     (Humming) Ancient Scriptures of the Sniper Clan
     Holy Crest of the Sniper Clan
     Iron Fist of the Sniper Clan
     (Magical) (Humming) the cloak of Death
     Ancient Garb Of The Sniper Clan
     (Magical) Bracer of Bloodrage (2)
     (Magical) Darshanin's Unholy Eternal Pledge (2)
     (Magical) scales of alpha & omega (2)
     a blue, glassy chain
     (Magical) the Dragonhide Breastplate
     an extradimensional portal
     (Magical) (Glowing) a ball of iridescent light
     Blood of the Lambs
     a Cloak of Light (3)
     a shadowy pair of dragonscale arm guards
     a vicious, barbed whip
     A dog-earred earring
     (Magical) moccasins
     Eye of the Raven
     (Magical) a black chain and pentacle
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You openly traffic:  selling cheap milennium
Herne openly traffics:  Only 409 years left on it?
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Kador openly traffics:  ahem
Kador openly traffics:  ask on another channel please
Kador openly traffics:  assassinations on another channel please ;)
Kador openly traffics:  easy on the caps Voxeno
Kador openly traffics:  geography to tells or another channel please
Kador openly traffics:  is an inappropriate subject
Kador openly traffics:  laugh on another channel please
Kador openly traffics:  now y'all shush and use tells
Kador openly traffics:  ok Kord lets stick it to tells
Kador openly traffics:  ok conversation to a minimum here, use tells please
Kador openly traffics:  ok enough of that
Kador openly traffics:  ok lets keep the conversation off traffic
Kador openly traffics:  ok lets keep the conversation to eq
Kador openly traffics:  ok lets keep the discussion off this channel please
Kador openly traffics:  ok lets keep this channel clear for eq please
Kador openly traffics:  ok lets move the conversation elsewhere
Kador openly traffics:  ok lets not spam the channel please
Kador openly traffics:  ok lets relegate beer to another channel eh
Kador openly traffics:  ok lets take it to tells
Kador openly traffics:  ok lowbies lets keep conversation to tells please
Kador openly traffics:  ok mob discussion to another channel please
Kador openly traffics:  ok move conversation elsewhere please
Kador openly traffics:  ok move it elsewhere
Kador openly traffics:  ok people enough
Kador openly traffics:  ok people take it to tells please
Kador openly traffics:  ok thats enough please
Kador openly traffics:  ok unless yer sellin it, keep it off traffic please
Kador openly traffics:  please look on another channel
Kador openly traffics:  please move deity discussion to another channel
Kador openly traffics:  please use other channels Ssur
Kador openly traffics:  shush please
Kador openly traffics:  take it to tells
Kador openly traffics:  that is conversation not the actual buying and selling
Kador openly traffics:  thats nice, but he can not talk to you off traffic too
Kador openly traffics:  traffic is exclusive for the selling and buying
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You say 'i brewed 6 tank sets! look in here'
You drop an old, decaying basket.
You get an old, decaying basket.
You ask, 'see?'
Fadhb exclaims 'holy yikers!'
You say 'now if i actually DID any runs, it'd be great :p'
Fadhb says 'yeah but think how long they'll last this way  :)'
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Jeffery says 'my bitch dind't say hi to me'
Rodikypen appears in the room.
You ask, 'who is your bitch?'
You say 'wow, I bet that didn't look good'
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You openly traffic:  selling wizring, snake's eye, mordy bracer
Xuon tells you 'how much for ring of wiz?'
You tell Xuon '25'
Xuon tells you 'k?'
Xuon tells you 'or m?'
You tell Xuon 'm :)'
Xuon tells you '=/'
Xuon tells you 'damn'
Xuon tells you 'dont have the money=P'
Xuon tells you 'only got 100k=/'
You tell Xuon 'sorry then :('
Xuon tells you 'k...=('
Xuon tells you 'how bout a mill?'
Xuon tells you '=)'
Xuon tells you 'ok...... 2.5m... u never saw the "."=)'
You tell Xuon 'hmm...'
You tell Xuon 'let me think about that...'
You tell Xuon 'no, sorry :('
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(Tenaka was selling his char)
Tenaka openly traffics:  I know I'm not great, but someone has to want me. :( Send
    tells please
Gomdor openly traffics:  lol
Gomdor openly traffics:  how can we send tells? you kinda turned em off
Tenaka openly traffics:  no wonder I was lonely :/
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Rebeca openly traffics:  I have cute lil balls of light for 100k!
Morrandir openly traffics:  nice try
Artheon openly traffics:  You have cute little balls alright
Arian openly traffics:  that's a good deal
Rebeca openly traffics:  lol artheon, I hope you're not implying I'm male
Shimus openly traffics:  I got tres cojones anyways, no balls of light get in my way! :P
Artheon openly traffics:  you have three balls?
Shimus openly traffics:  Im more of man then you'll ever be, Arth
Artheon openly traffics:  yah exactly 150% the man I am, if what you say is true
Shimus openly traffics:  150% sounds good :P
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Someone tells you 'An Unholy Symbol is better than the legba light'
You tell someone 'Not really, Symbol scraps in 1 hit :('
Someone tells you 'Oh good, then mine's in perfect condition! :)'
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Shaelum bows before you.
You bow before him.
Shaelum grins.
Shaelum says 'i was just curious what you'd be wearing'
Shaelum shrugs helplessly.
You ask, 'did you expect this?'
Shaelum looks at you.
Shaelum gasps in astonishment.
Shaelum says 'somehow... :)'
Shaelum says 'well, not really'
Shaelum says 'actually, not at all...'
Shaelum shrugs helplessly.
(I was naked)
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Ransal guildtalks 'we should get a house and have parties that
rock the world!'
Ransal guildtalks 'well have a guy named Bass, using earthquake in a
back room, and.....'
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Angelea guildtalks 'so did you guys ask Kali about his killer rep yet?'
You guildtalk 'no'
You guildtalk 'i think i will'
Gilaeformo guildtalks 'i was suposed to?'
Angelea guildtalks 'you should :)'
Ein guildtalks 'we're too scared'
Angelea guildtalks 'heh'
You guildtalk 'he doesn't do anything permanent though, right?'
Angelea guildtalks 'he's a nice guy,....for a murderer :P'
Ein guildtalks 'I'm actually talking to thalasian about video games'
Angelea guildtalks 'nope'
You guildtalk 'ok, then what the heck :p'
You guildtalk 'what should i ask him?'
Angelea wonders 'ask him if his rep is true?'
Angelea grins at you.
You laugh out loud!
You say 'ok :p'
You tell Kali 'hello!'
Kali tells you 'Hi there.'
You tell Kali 'My guildmistress told me you have a reputation of being a killer :) Is it true? *inno*'
Kali tells you 'Very much so.  Would you care for a demonstration?'
You say 'i didn't die yet...'
Angelea says 'wow'
Angelea grins.
You tell Kali 'well, if you have nothing better to do...'
Angelea says 'might want to mention you don't think it's entirely true'
Angelea grins evilly.
You say 'i don't think it's true at all'
Angelea says 'tell him that in a tell'
Angelea grins at you.
You say 'but i asked for a demonstration'
Kali drops The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
1
2
4!
No no, 3!
Menokenon is DEAD!!
Menokenon splatters blood on your armor.
Menokenon appears from some strange swirling mists!
..Everything begins to fade to black.

You feel yourself leaving your body... rising up into the air, you feel
more free than you have ever felt before...

However, before your deity comes to collect your soul, you feel a strange
pulling sensation as strange and colorful mists swirl around you...
Chyort is DEAD!!
Chyort catches his guts in his hands as they pour through his fatal wound!
Chyort appears from some strange swirling mists!
Menokenon is DEAD!!
Menokenon hits the ground ... DEAD.
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Daleth reports: 24/25 hp 105/105 mana 96/110 mv 2000 xp.
Daleth's base stats:    18 str 18 wis 18 int 18 dex 18 con 18 cha 18 lck.
Daleth's current stats: 18 str 18 wis 18 int 18 dex 18 con 18 cha 18 lck.
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You follow Atromitos.
Atop a dark, sinister hole
This view from above the dark hole does not look inviting.  Besides the
fact that the hole looks bottomless, suffocating green vapors have begun
to seep in from below.  What beast could possibly live in this sort of
hellhole?
Exits: down
Yramrang! is hovering here.
Yramrang is shrouded in flowing shadow and light.
(Hide) (Translucent) Atromitos loves hanging on the very edge! is standing here.
You're falling down...
Sordid darkness
Green vapors from below meld together with the unfathomable darkness
already inhabiting the hole.  As one, they become capable of evoking a
mythical shade of gloom...
Exits: up down
Dark pools of scarlet meld together to form a diabolic beast...
A Demonspawn hellknight shimmers beneath an aura of dark energy.
A Demonspawn hellknight tells you 'Die, Gyci! Die!!!'
A Demonspawn hellknight utters the words, 'yucandusbarr'.
A Demonspawn hellknight's fireball jolts you!
You're falling down...
A pentagram of impaled skulls
Green vapors, thick and quite poisonous, hover approximately three feet
above the ground.  They shroud the skulls in a blanket of dark beauty.  Trails
run in different directions towards darker parts of the burial grounds.
Exits: up northeast northwest southeast southwest
Thrashed skulls shift across a fragile, dark puddle...
Dark magic manipulates heroic lifeforces into a downward spiral...
(Hide) Dalkiel's lost sister patrols the sinister burial grounds.
Countess Sindraod shimmers beneath an aura of dark energy.
A blazing trail of darkfire beckons your careless curiosity...
Lord Olsen, the Archdemon shimmers beneath an aura of dark energy.
OUCH! You hit the ground!
Countess Sindraod's blast _maims_ Atromitos!
Countess Sindraod's blast _demolishes_ Atromitos!
Countess Sindraod's blast _demolishes_ Atromitos!
Atromitos is DEAD!!
You hear Atromitos's death cry.
Lord Olsen, the Archdemon's slash rips you!

<||||lg 988/1578hp 249/251mv -6al S Lord Olsen, the Archdemon: perfect health>
Lord Olsen, the Archdemon growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!
Lord Olsen, the Archdemon says 'None can live, Gyci...'
Lord Olsen, the Archdemon exclaims 'So die!!!'
Sinister flames envelop all things nearby...
That really did HURT!

<|||lg 573/1578hp 241/251mv -6al S Lord Olsen, the Archdemon: perfect health>
Countess Sindraod bites you!
You feel very sick.

<||lg 573/1578hp 241/251mv -6al S Lord Olsen, the Archdemon: perfect health>
Lord Olsen, the Archdemon's slash gashes you!
Countess Sindraod's blast mauls you!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Countess Sindraod's blast mauls you!
(A shroud of darkness gets damaged and has taken 2 hits)
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Countess Sindraod's blast _traumatizes_ you!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Countess Sindraod tells you 'Die!!!'
You convulse as Countess Sindraod spreads a silent curse through your body.
Countess Sindraod utters the words, 'diesilla bcandusahp'.
Countess Sindraod's blast of lightning MUTILATES you!
(the shades gets damaged and has taken 2 hits)
..Everything begins to fade to black.
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Shaolong openly traffics:  selling hades plate... i NEED to get rid of some weight! :P
Ihl openly traffics:  drop plate
Gaandaki openly traffics:  sac plate
Shaolong openly traffics:  nice ideas, all of them :)
Salidar openly traffics:  ill give you 10 times what your deity gives you
Mike openly traffics:  or just type quit
Gaandaki openly traffics:  no one will buy a hades plate :P You'd be lucky to get a heal potion for it.
Duron openly traffics:  ill giv you 400k for it
Mike openly traffics:  Syntax: QUIT
Shaolong openly traffics:  wow... :P
Shaolong openly traffics:  I never knew that :)
Aurien openly traffics:  just midas it
Gaandaki openly traffics:  I prefer sacrificing useless eq.
Shaolong openly traffics:  and, yeah, plate is worth 1 heal, DFB is like, 100 heals then? :P or a thousand? :P
Gaandaki openly traffics:  dude stop talking
Mike openly traffics:  hades plate is nowhere near a dfb
Shaolong openly traffics:  1 heal or 1000 heals is a big diff :P
Gaandaki openly traffics:  it's worth more than a 1000 times more than that
Mike openly traffics:  its like, 20mil of heals
Mike openly traffics:  is dfb worth 20mil?
Mike openly traffics:  if so
Mike openly traffics:  i'll take 10?
Ibrahim openly traffics:  lol
Shaolong openly traffics:  i think i'll take a hundred of hadeses too, if its 1 heal..
Gaandaki openly traffics:  why :P
Tymijin openly traffics:  seriously
Mike openly traffics:  its so useless
Tymijin openly traffics:  you should stop talking
Mike openly traffics:  yes, stop, you newbus erectus =(
Shaolong openly traffics:  newbus erectus.. hmm, sounds smart man.. truth is, human humanum - lupus est :P
You openly traffic:  umm, homo homini lupus :p
Shaolong openly traffics:  really>?
Shaolong openly traffics:  our teacher sucks then :)
Mike openly traffics:  oh sure blame it on your teacher
Shaolong openly traffics:  will gladly change dev thin dagger to evil thin dagger (and, yeah, its where i heard it for the first time)
Mike openly traffics:  there's a chinese proverb somewhere about how bad wood cannot be made into a sculpture, and how a teacher cannot enlighten a stupid student
Mike openly traffics:  :x
Shaolong openly traffics:  there is another proverb, about talking on traffic :P i dont remember it, tho :)
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Gaandaki openly traffics:  looking for a dev tb, ret light for trade
Kord openly traffics:  deal:P
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Angylite openly traffics:  free whisper for whoever sends me a tell
You tell Angylite 'me'
Angylite openly traffics:  poromenos gets it
Angylite openly traffics:  poromenos come to w,s,u of dhp[
(I go there)
Zazi says 'give it to anyone but him'
You say 'thanks, Zazi'
Angylite gives you Demonic Whispers.
Zazi says 'sac it before you give it to poro'
Zazi says 'blah'
(I love sneak)
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Typh openly traffics:  your a dumass?
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Typh openly traffics:  Ignore Poromenos, he's a moron
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Unseen hands rip Kord's spine from its back. Kord is then garotted with the bony length.
Kord screams furiously as it falls to the ground in a heap!
Kord appears from some strange swirling mists!
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Shaolong: Kord tells you 'are you gonna annoy Kali too, or am I all alone?' ...
Kord: Shaolong
Kord: what insults me most about that
Kord: is that you think I would ever send you a tell
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You discover someone's hand in your sack of gold.  You take it out and dispose of it quietly cursing the lepers.
Stoneheft has restored you.
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A brown and white dog rushes toward Shaltar and presses a small parcel into his hands.
A brown and white dog gives a note from Thartos to Shaltar: Die. to Shaltar.
With a flick of his tail, the brown and white dog rushes off back toward Darkhaven.
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Shaolong: Forget the last one
Shaoshort: Shaolong strikes back!
Shaoshort: omg
Alerious: Like we didn't see that one coming.
Shaoshort: That is getting boring :(
Pollo: try shaosmall
Mumra: I could _really_ use a Shaoshort corpse :)
Shaltar: Shaolong is late? God no... who slept with him?
Shaolong: :((((( mean, bad people :(
Cresis: He logged off.
Cresis: And we were having fun.
Cresis: What a spoil sport.
Shaltar: How inconsiderate of him.
Shaltar: He obviously needs to die.
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Atromitos draws thoughtfully from Father Time's black bong of deliberation.
Smoke envelopes Atromitos as his eyes grow smaller and smaller...
Someone wonders 'Atromitos, what were you just trying to smoke?'
Someone is not with the vice squad.
Bullen ordertalks 'although.. I do deadly :P'
You wonder 'what happened?'
Atromitos says 'Someone wonders 'Atromitos, what were you just trying to smoke?''
You nod solemnly.
You grin.
Someone says 'Right, that would be me.'
Atromitos says 'bah'
Someone says 'It's causing a bug that we've been trying to track down.'
Atromitos says 'he talks to me'
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.
You say 'you're delusional, atro'
You say 'don't pay attention, told you you shouldn't smoke that crap'
Someone says 'So I'd like to know the name of what you are trying to smoke.'
Atromitos says 'I feel the pain of everyone...'
Atromitos giggles.
Smoke envelopes Atromitos as his eyes grow smaller and smaller...
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.
Someone says 'Gentlemen'
Atromitos tries to smoke Father Time's black bong of deliberation, but it's not lit.
You say 'tell him what you're smoking'
Atromitos gently taps Father Time's black bong of deliberation and empties it out.
You say 'sec :)'
You say 'he thinks he's seeing things :p'
Someone says 'I would appreciate your cooperation here.'
You nudge him.
You say 'yoooo'
Atromitos says 'Someone says 'So I'd like to know the name of what you are trying to smoke.''
You say 'yeah, tell him what you're smoking'
You say 'if you went vis it'd help him :('
Atromitos says 'Someone says 'It's causing a bug that we've been trying to track down.''
You say to Atromitos, 'tell me what you're smoking'
Someone says 'Would it help if I slayed him? :)'
You say to Atromitos, 'IT'S A WIZINVISED IMM TALKING TO YOU'
You say 'that too'
Atromitos wonders 'is it?'
Someone nods in agreement to Atromitos.
Atromitos sits down and thinks deeply.
You say 'this has got to be the funniest thing that happened to me today :p'
Atromitos gasps in astonishment.
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.
Someone taps his foot impatiently.
Atromitos says 'the bong'
You say 'what's in it? :p'
Atromitos says 'smoking the bong'
Someone wonders 'Yes, but what is in the bong?'
Atromitos says 'err'
Atromitos says 'a leif'
Atromitos says 'I got more on storage, dont remember the exact name'
Atromitos says 'let me check'
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.
Atromitos says 'people are beckoning me and I dont know why :/'
Atromitos says 'here it is'
Someone wonders 'Would you mind smoking it again?'
Atromitos says 'not at all'
Atromitos says 'my pleasure actualy'
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.
Atromitos fills Father Time's black bong of deliberation with a mysterious seven-leaf clover.
Atromitos carefully lights Father Time's black bong of deliberation.
Atromitos says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'
Smoke envelopes Atromitos as his eyes grow smaller and smaller...
Atromitos says 'I feel the pain of everyone...'
Atromitos giggles.
Someone says 'Got it, one sec'
Atromitos nods solemnly.
Atromitos draws thoughtfully from Father Time's black bong of deliberation.
Someone gives a mysterious seven-leaf clover to Atromitos.
Someone wonders 'Smoke that one?'
Smoke envelopes Atromitos as his eyes grow smaller and smaller...
Atromitos grimaces at the acrid flavor of the smoke.
Atromitos nods his head in understanding, saying "Ahhh, yes.."
Atromitos exclaims 'now I realy feel it!'
Atromitos says 'I feel the pain of everyone...'
Someone says 'Well, that will fix any new ones.'
Someone says 'Thanks for your cooperation'
Atromitos says 'was fun'
Atromitos smiles happily.
Someone says 'I'll be your dealer'
Someone gives a mysterious seven-leaf clover to Atromitos.
Someone gives a mysterious seven-leaf clover to Atromitos.
Atromitos smiles happily.
Someone says 'Enjoy'
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Olukai quests 'does Anyone have a tiny lemon, I will pay a lot for one...'
Amante quests 'are you cheating on your GoP quest?'
Scheiden quests 'HE IS!'
You quest 'OMG! CHEATER!'
Scheiden quests 'I will inform his leaders now.'
Annale quests 'uh oh'
Scheiden quests 'He will never ever get inducted now.'
Olukai quests 'yep, its an area repop, it repops at 11am GMT....when I am at work....'
Olukai quests 'tell me a better way to get one...'
Olukai quests 'doesn't matter, not going to bother now :)'
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Sykan openly traffics:  selling whatever is in sykage bio =(
Mogen openly traffics:  yo sykan
Sykan openly traffics:  yo?
Sykan openly traffics:  no i like =(
Mogen openly traffics:  It makes it look like yer sellin a buncha crap
Sykan openly traffics:  i am selling crap
Mogen openly traffics:  oic
Tarlin openly traffics:  Agreed, Sykan :>
Mogen openly traffics:  then its appropriate.. continue
Sykan openly traffics:  yes, when i have nice stuff that cost over 50m i will go =)
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(At Xygian's)
You openly traffic:  selling cameo
Tarlin tells you 'how much for cameo?'
You tell Tarlin '2m'
You tell Tarlin 'come 2s w n'
Tarlin arrives from the south.
Tarlin gives you 2,000,000 coins.
You buy a jade cameo.
Tarlin exclaims 'DOH!'
Tarlin rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
Tarlin says 'freak :p'
Tarlin says 'gimme back my gold! :P'
(Xygian was selling [47 1571818] A jade cameo.)
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Zebadia openly traffics:  ltb: 2 TBs or lifebanes. send tells.
You tell Zebadia 'offer on lifebane?'
Zebadia tells you '14mil is all I got'
Zebadia openly traffics:  ltb: 2 TBs or lifebanes for under 15 mil. send tells.
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Tyndel openly traffics:  the shaolong masters of the east and west will come battle and determine who is greater
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Myra THWAPS you for being a moron.
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Tinildur says 'ok, gimme a sex'
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Tinildur tells you 'oh sex, lemme get it up'
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Keaira guildtalks 'ohh! do me!! do me!!! :D'
(Someone had made an ASCII graphic of a guildie's name)
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Typh openly traffics:  I don't have redicioulous amounts of equip for traded.... Don't read my bio....
   don't check my webpage.... don't contact me... I dont want to do business... and remember... don't
   mention Crazy Typh, if you do, you'll recieve a free illegal pk on
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Gromirk asks 'where is a good place for a level 2 half-troll bladesinger to level?'
Stradi answers 'on a level 3 half-ogre bladesinger'
Stradi answers 'muhaha!'
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Thalasian newbiechats 'a half orc isnt smart enough to be a lightbulb'
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Thudan openly traffics:  looking for a couple of neut scales and a couple of obsidian bracers :)
You tell Thudan 'offer on scales?'
Thudan tells you 'gah!... erm... 4mil for the pair?'
You tell Thudan 'damn, makes me feel sorry for midasing them :('
Thudan tells you 'bah.... why must the masses taunt me? :('
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Someone quests 'The first 10 people to find me will get to begin first...'
Nivek quests 'I win'
Kelgrion quests 'LOL... imms cant play... sorry nivek. '
AMortalNotImm quests 'I win'
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Object 'Immortality' is an armor, with wear location:  head
Special properties:  none
Alignments allowed: evil neutral
Its weight is 1, value is 0, and level is 50.
Armor class is 40.
Affects armor class by -25.
Affects save vs spell by -10.
Affects mana by 50.
Affects hp by 100.
Affects hit roll by 10.
Affects damage roll by 10.
Affects affected_by by invisible detect_evil protect
Affects strength by 4.
Affects dexterity by 4.
Affects luck by 5.
Affects hp by 2.
Affects resistant:magic by 10%
Affects affected_by by detect_invis detect_hidden flying truesight
Affects damage roll by 1.
Affects damage roll by 1.
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Moonbeam tells you 'Your last restore all was 34498 hours and 26 minutes ago.'
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The Connoisseur's Lounge
Exits: east
Tyndel. is standing here.
Ariethman flies in from the east.
Ariethman fades into existence.
A deathrattle escapes Tyndel's throat as Ariethman drains his life.
Ariethman's suspiric grasp MUTILATES Tyndel!
Myra steps out of the shadows before you.
A deathrattle escapes Tyndel's throat as Ariethman drains his life.
Ariethman's suspiric grasp _demolishes_ Tyndel!
Tyndel is DEAD!!
Tyndel screams furiously as he falls to the ground in a heap!
Myra booms, 'PEACE!'
Ariethman disappears in a cloud of swirling colors.
Myra steps into the shadows and is gone.
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Shaltar hugs Mekir.
Shaltar says to Mekir, 'I love you man.'
Mekir says to Shaltar, 'feeling is mutual! if I was gay you would be my man'
Shaltar says 'Ditto.'
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Hoerking: Apparently, some people have always felt that I needed a G
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Goomra: Elisabetisnugglipookums!
Elisabet: Goomrasnuggliplumps
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Poromenos: you go *burp*
You notice the life forms around you slowly dwindling away.
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You openly traffic:  oust mori gelada
You openly traffic:  xtell
Qaulorn openly traffics:  stop it
You openly traffic:  stop what? it was an xtell
Qaulorn openly traffics:  exactly
Stradi openly traffics:  you never push the r after the t?
Tethys tells you 'Qaulorn tells you 'ahhh, pormenos can lick my testicles.. one after the other''
Tethys tells you 'he spelled it wrong but he sent the tell :P'
Qaulorn tells you 'Tethys tells you 'You tell Poromenos 'Qaulorn tells you 'ahhh, pormenos can lick my testicles.. one after the other''''
Qaulorn tells you 'pfffffth'
You tell Tethys 'Qaulorn tells you 'Tethys tells you 'You tell Poromenos '
    Qaulorn tells you 'ahhh, pormenos can lick my testicles.. one after the other'''''
Tethys tells you 'Qaulorn tells you 'You tell Poromenos 'Tethys tells you 'You tell
    Poromenos 'Qaulorn tells you 'ahhh, pormenos can lick my testicles.. one after the other''''''
Qaulorn tells you 'Tethys tells you 'Poromenos tells you 'Qaulorn tells you 'Tethys tells you
    'You tell Poromenos 'Qaulorn tells you 'ahhh, pormenos can lick my testicles.. one after the other'''''''
You tell Tethys 'Qaulorn tells you 'Tethys tells you 'Poromenos tells you 'Qaulorn tells you 'Tethys
    tells you 'You tell Poromenos 'Qaulorn tells you 'ahhh, pormenos can lick my testicles.. one after the other''''''''
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Tae guildtalks 'i really am ignoring poromenos  cuz i dont like him at all'
You guildtalk 'oh, so you can't see what i'm typing?'
Tae guildtalks 'no i cant see what your typing'
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You openly traffic:  looking for a bane, visit http://poromenos.fateback.com for the reason
Pavol tells you 'I dont feel like visiting a site, what are you offering'
You tell Pavol 'hmm, how much are banes nowadays?'
Pavol tells you '490m'
You openly traffic:  pc on banes?
Aiden openly traffics:  400
Hodush tells you '500'
You tell Pavol 'nah, i'll buy from someone that's not a ripoff'
You openly traffic:  Hodush tells you '500'
Kittany openly traffics:  cackle
Hodush openly traffics:  since when are banes worth 400
Cyril openly traffics:  Since I bought like 5 of them for 400 in the last couple days?
Hodush tells you 'that's uncalled for'
You tell Hodush 'what is?'
Hodush tells you 'relaying tells'
You tell Hodush 'say it on traffic then?'
Raidokas tells you '1bil :p'
Hodush tells you 'Poromenos tells you '**** you''
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Tinildur says 'WIL U ECXUSE ME WHIL I PAINT MY NAILZZ'
Tinildur is now afk.
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Shimus openly traffics:  My imaginary friend Joe is looking for imaginary Women for real lovin'..
Selina openly traffics:  use imaginary traffic chan please
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[poison     ;-064   STR  ;33503 rds]
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Brecconary: I'm detective john kimble!
Brecconary: my CPU is a neural net processah, a leahning computor
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Tinildur says 'think im gonna rent termintaor 1 and 2 soon'
Tinildur says 'termintaor'
Tinildur says 'termintaor'
Tinildur says 'termintaor'
Tinildur says 'SOD'
Tinildur says 'ksdsakldl'
Tinildur says 'termintaor'
Tinildur says 'termintaor'
Tinildur says 'terminator'
Tinildur says 'i really cant type that'
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Cyril: Greetings all
Fuross: Cyril my love of greeting, as for me the fact that you can be laid down is desired
(greetings cyril my love, i would like to bed you)
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The muscle which is large to him very a certain thing, that you think of that
as for beautiful human you where the large penis where you become aware it has
densely as for him who is seen it is the machine, that as for the donkey which
will be been secure it is the fair thing which shouts from your name. The fact
that I see is liked, but, so I call the fact that always it is not desired
that especially it touches my body of private use area, to you.
Fuross looks to be about 6'0", and looks to be around 100 pounds.  His short,
straight hair is a bark brown color.  His silver eyes match beautifully with
his golden skin.

The eye of my silver make matches the foreskin of my gold beautifully
In me the short hair, the color which is dark brown, is at pubic area

Fuross is in perfect health.
(you see a beautiful man with a large penis. you notice he has muscles so
big, that you would think he is a machine, and his firm ass is just
crying out your name. so i tell you i like being looked at, but touching
my body especially in the private areas is not always desired.

my silver eyes match beautifully with my gold foreskin
i have short hair in the pubic regions, dark brown is their colors, yes)
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You hear an ungodly sound in the distance that makes your blood run cold!

Suddenly out of nowhere, a hideous beast appears, bringing with it the
horrible smell of brimstone, death and decay!

The demon gives you the most evil and spine tingling sneer that makes you
fall to your knees, and release your bladder...

Balzhur turns to you and belches, "See you at the reunion!"

It then disappears leaving behind a cloud of swirling acrid smoke...
As you watch it dissipate, it forms some cryptic runes: WWW.GAME.ORG/REUNION/
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Fuross skillfully mounts the beautiful mare.
Fuross says 'ahhh fuck yeah'
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Nes flies in from the southwest.
Fuross says 'hah its nes'
Fuross says 'i fucking hate that guy'
Nes nods solemnly.
Fuross says 'dunno how the fuck i remember that name'
Nes wonders 'why do you hate me now?'
Fuross says 'because you sent me a tell once'
Nes wonders 'saying?'
Fuross says 'and it was offensive as fuck and i had to goto the hospital
   because i can't stand vulgar obsenities, so i had a fucking stroke, fuck'
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A beautiful white mare slowly trots in a circle.
The beautiful mare lounges around her owner.
Fuross is here, upon the beautiful mare.
The beautiful mare says 'you piece of shit poromenos'
Myra THWAPS Fuross for being a moron.
-------------
(I and a friend bought two pets and went to DH square for
 some animal roleplaying)

The warhorse exclaims 'hi!'
The beautiful mare says 'hello, beautiful warhorse'
The warhorse says 'my, what a beautiful mare'
The beautiful mare says 'I am wildebeest, the beautiful mare'
The beautiful mare flutters her eyelashes.
The warhorse says 'I am fuggor, the handsome warhorse'
The beautiful mare wonders 'can we have sex now?'
The warhorse says 'i hope so'
The beautiful mare wonders 'what is a warhorse, does it look the same as a normal horse?'
The warhorse skillfully mounts the beautiful mare, throwing Fuross on the ground.
The warhorse says 'yes, but i am better endowed'
The warhorse says 'for war, you know'
The beautiful mare wonders 'is a mare a horse too?'
The beautiful mare wonders 'ahhh so i am the broad horse?'
The warhorse says 'i don't care, as long as it's a female'
The beautiful mare says 'ahh damn im a female'
The warhorse says 'i haven't seen a female in ages'
The beautiful mare exclaims 'damn, no mounting for me!'
The warhorse says 'i can mount you'
The beautiful mare looks at the warhorse submissively.
The warhorse winks at the beautiful mare.
The beautiful mare spreads her legs somewhat.
The warhorse wonders 'would you like to breed with me?'
The beautiful mare says 'yes, desperately'
The warhorse says 'oh, me too'
The beautiful mare says 'oh great, kthx'
The warhorse says 'let us produce offspring'
The beautiful mare says 'k'
The warhorse mounts the beautiful mare, once again.
The beautiful mare wonders 'are you done yet?'
The warhorse says 'no, i haven't even begun'
The beautiful mare says 'nay'
The warhorse starts rocking back and forth, slowly.
The beautiful mare says 'nayyyyyy'
The beautiful mare says to the Darkhaven guard, 'go away, i am busy'
The beautiful mare grunts like a pig.
The warhorse begins rocking faster.
The warhorse is now shaking violently.
The beautiful mare says 'ohhhh nayyyy'
The warhorse wonders 'do you like that?'
The beautiful mare says 'OMFG THERE IT IS'
The beautiful mare says 'THE BABY'
The warhorse says 'say my name, mare'
The warhorse says 'say my name'
The warhorse says 'SAY MY NAME'
The beautiful mare wonders 'joseph the warhorse?'
The warhorse says 'no, wrong'
The warhorse slaps the mare.
The beautiful mare grabs her baby by the lair of mucus surrounding its body and throws it over to the warhorse.
The beautiful mare says 'so now what'
The warhorse wonders 'dunno, want a cigarette?'
The beautiful mare says 'iive delivered my mare'
The beautiful mare says 'or warmare'
The beautiful mare says 'yeah, i could go for a smoke'
The warhorse says 'oh, ok'
The warhorse gives the beautiful mare a cigarette.
The warhorse lights the mare's cigarette.
The warhorse smokes.
The beautiful mare wonders 'wow, camel cigarettes?'
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The cat **** SMITES **** a stray dog!
A stray dog is DEAD!!
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Ein wonders 'so what if I'm an idiot?'
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Aizaga guildtalks 'When you enter Famine without scrying first (when leveling) and you steal someone's
   kill by mistake and he says you: "fuck you" is this mudsex?'
You guildtalk 'yes'
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Aizaga guildtalks 'What's mudsex?'
Chyort guildtalks 'one-handed typing'
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Lina: Yeah but you play the synth. I want a more erotic instrument.
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The MUD Administrators have found the name Fux to be unacceptable.
Ceirana rolls her eyes.
You tell Ceirana 'i want a nice pker name :('
You tell Ceirana 'it is becoming to a pker!'
You tell Ceirana 'it is 'fearsome'!'
Ceirana tells you 'riiiiight'
You tell Ceirana 'Fux u is hovering here!'
Ceirana coughs loudly.
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Lammoth openly traffics:  PC Justice
Tymijin openly traffics:  150k
Lammoth openly traffics:  word
Lammoth openly traffics:  okie.. sell me one for 150k tym please?
Tymijin openly traffics:  ok meet at dh sq
Lammoth openly traffics:  ok.. wanna sex me?
Ajax openly traffics:  traffic: the deadly dating game!
Ilsensine openly traffics:  Now discontinued due too poor sales. Thanks for playing.
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You tell someone 'to shroud 250 pige?'
You tell someone 'gia ton poutso'
Someone tells you 'hm?'
You tell someone 'giati de vlepo invis re?'
You tell someone 'periergo'
Someone tells you 'it's Darsh, what's up?'
You tell someone '!'
You tell someone 'i thought i was talking to a friend, never mind :p'
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Ganboz wars 'Help!  I am being attacked by Choleras!'
Your slash mauls Ganboz!
Your slash rends Ganboz!
Your slash decimates Ganboz!
Ganboz's slash _devastates_ Porom!
Ganboz's slash misses Porom.
Your slash rends Ganboz!
Your slash decimates Ganboz!
Your slash decimates Ganboz!
Your slash _mangles_ Ganboz!
Porom's slash _cleaves_ Ganboz!
Ganboz is DEAD!!
Bolts of blue energy rise from the corpse, seeping into Porom.
Ganboz catches his guts in his hands as they pour through his fatal wound!
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-------------------------------[ DEADLY CHARACTERS ]--------------------------

 25 Thief       Bvardin the Greater Assassin.
 26 Warrior     Choleras is an acute and often fatal intestinal disease. (Vodikem)

Tools of the Damned
Exits: south
A mighty sorcerer fools about with his many strange concoctions.
(Unclanned) Bvardin the Greater Assassin is hovering here.

--- Disconnected on Sunday, September 14, 2003, 2:28 PM ---
--- Connected for 2 minutes, 13 seconds ---

Link dropped.

--- Connected on Sunday, September 14, 2003, 2:39 PM ---

                        Alas ... you have entered the
                     R E A L M S    O F    D E S P A I R !
By what name are you known (or "new" to create a new character): Password:
Already playing... Kicking off old connection.
Reconnecting.

Tools of the Damned                                       /      -      \r
-------------------------------------------------------    - ---(+)--- -
                                                                S      /
Exits: south
The corpse of Bvardin is buzzing with flies.
A mighty sorcerer fools about with his many strange concoctions.

You take a closer look at the corpse of Bvardin...
You see nothing special.
This corpse was slain a little while ago.
The corpse of Bvardin holds:
     Nothing.

LVL  Character       LVL  Character
(26) Choleras     vs (25) (Unclanned) Bvardin ... The Umbrageous Ruins
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Frayn openly traffics:  bahamut should be changed to give 1:2 pop rate, 1:3 max
You openly traffic:  why?
Frayn openly traffics:  because it suckz0rs right now
Frayn openly traffics:  ppl should have the right to get justices, not lose their job running bahamut 18 hours a day for crapola
Krovok openly traffics:  you lost your job over RoD?
Frayn openly traffics:  maybe i did
Krovok openly traffics:  that is pathetic
Krovok openly traffics:  why would you even tell anyone that
Krovok openly traffics:  god at least keep it to yourself
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Remena openly traffics:  PC on Visor of Knowledge
Taonmyk openly traffics:  the one from the academy?
Mogen openly traffics:  Like 0
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Stradi openly traffics:  selling ht vamps, cleric, mage, non-av thief, nasr, ht bladesinger
Stradi tells you 'Eucail tells you '2x bl cloaks, sigil, gplate, black brimmed hat, 2x set rings, demonscale boots, cloak of demons,
   evershifting belt, 2x mordy bracers, war mattock, severed human ears, visage, racoon fur, torquoise anklet for the nasr''
Stradi tells you 'Eucail tells you 'and a blackened, mangled belt''
Stradi tells you 'You tell Eucail 'I don't have an evil vamp:/''
Stradi tells you 'Eucail tells you 'please please please :P''
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Kurth guildtalks 'It has a maximum of 3 members'
Angelea guildtalks 'yep, and the two I have in there for me are plenty, thank you :P'
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You openly traffic:  buy my Lifebane that casts_acetum primus*
You openly traffic:  *actual spell may vary or not exist at all
You openly traffic:  *the latter being more likely
Kerack openly traffics:  nice disclaimer there Poromenos
You openly traffic:  thank you :)
You openly traffic:  customers come first!
You openly traffic:  or if we come together, also great
-------------
Shaolong: i only have like 5gb mp3s
Shaolong: like 400mb of different gay pics and stuff
Shaolong: err by gay pics i dont mean pictures of gays
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Nannuki ordertalks 'I imagine a steel penis inside you would be cold and comfortable'
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You openly traffic:  selling 29 avdam justice, 18/14 845 warrior
Vermicio tells you 'luck?'
You tell Vermicio '13'
Vermicio tells you '50mil'
You tell Vermicio 'did you not have anything better to do with your time than waste mine?'
Vermicio tells you 'are we not mudding?'
You tell Vermicio 'true'
-------------
Mekir gives you a sweet peck on the cheek.
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Dascia says 'nivek, wanna accidently drop 20bil in my bank? *wink wink*'
Nivek says 'no *wink wink*'
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Dascia ordertalks 'why are guys soo uptight about homosexuality'
Nadirakian ordertalks 'I'm not Dascia, I love it when men spread my beef curtains'
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You openly traffic:  selling legba light
Skivven tells you 'How much?'
You tell Skivven 'how much are they :('
Skivven tells you 'I think 10'
You tell Skivven 'deal'
Skivven tells you 'That's outrageous, I won't pay'
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You ordertalk 'I LOVE YOU GRHRRS'
You ordertalk 'PLEASE FUCK ME'
Veltheera ordertalks 'poro could you plz ease up on the caps :p'
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Kate quests 'I like the cock.'
Kate quests 'Well that was unpleasant.'
-------------
You tell Badrol 'victoria (beckham) is too thin'
Badrol tells you 'yes, she is a skeleton warrior'
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Mesonja tells you '700 for bane + shroud'
You tell Mesonja 'hm, sure'
Mesonja tells you 'Wait, that's too much'
They aren't here.
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Jearan openly traffics:  ltb storage for 150
Rowell openly traffics:  selling storage for 150m
Haviland openly traffics:  I see a connection!
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Your title is now set to:  's hock is cucking FUGE!
Nannuki tells you 'I'll believe it when I see it'
-------------
Irad: I thnk most of the bots out there, Minus cyril naturally, are people pretending they
    can program when in fact they are sitting there waiting for people to give them money
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Lex ordertalks 'i worked something out today'
Lex ordertalks 'i have only slept with four people'
Lex ordertalks 'but i have a 100% kiss to intercourse ratio'
Lex ordertalks 'that is a good statistic, surely'
You ordertalk 'note the word "people"'
You ordertalk 'vs "women"'
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A Break in the Reeds                                      /      N      \
-------------------------------------------------------    W ---( )--- -
                                                          SW     -      /
You have passed through a series of reeds by the riverbank, and have found
yourself before a majestic building.  The dwelling appears to blend with
the terrain, so much so that you did not notice it until you nearly walked
into it.  To the north is a door leading into the building.  Off to the west
is a small, comfortable looking cottage.  The door is open and it looks like
everyone is welcome there.
Exits: north west southwest 
A single reed pokes its head through the ground, attempting to grow.
A budding reed is shrouded in flowing shadow and light.
(Hide) (Translucent) Reatha Firefist-Barri'Valzek is hovering here.
(Hide) Erin DarkBlood the Spell Student is hovering here.
(Hide) Zaphod Beeblebrox, President of the Galaxy.   [IT] is hovering here.
Jerald Vancour, battlescarred Thane (EFF) (IT-T) (ET-L) is hovering here.
A large soldier stands sentry before the doorway, acting as guardian.
Ringbearers' guardian is shrouded in flowing shadow and light.
Ringbearers' guardian is engulfed within a blaze of mystical flame.

You say 'hurt feelings'

Jerald says 'Hitting Finished.'

Jerald says 'oh frown'

You say 'hahahaha'

You say 'hurt reed'

Jerald's wasp talon brushes a budding reed.

Jerald's crush barely scuffs a budding reed.
A budding reed decimates Jerald!
A budding reed decimates Jerald!
A budding reed mauls Jerald!
A long tendril extends from the reed, wrapping tightly about Jerald's neck. It squeezes until he passes out.
Jerald is DEAD!!
Jerald screams furiously as he falls to the ground in a heap!

You say 'HAHAHAHAHA'

Zaphod says 'hahahhahahaha'

Jerald appears from the Ringbearers headquarters.

Jerald frowns.

A budding reed _demolishes_ Jerald!
A budding reed MUTILATES Jerald!
A budding reed MUTILATES Jerald!
A budding reed MUTILATES Jerald!
Jerald is DEAD!!
Jerald hits the ground ... DEAD.

Zaphod rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

A budding reed MUTILATES Jerald!
Jerald is DEAD!!
Jerald gasps his last breath and blood spurts out of his mouth and ears.
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 50 Vampire     [AFK] Vortok sleeps after a drunken college homecoming weekend. (Maleficae) [Pkill Conclave]
 50 Thief       Vermicio got Vortok drunk and paid a shemale to molest him. (Feralis) [Pkill Conclave]
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Phyre tells you 'did you see the spy video episode on ali g? :p'
Phyre tells you 'i masturbated to it'
Phyre tells you 'it was rather good'
-------------
Grontak ordertalks 'jeffrey'
Grontak ordertalks 'i love you'
Grontak ordertalks 'you have a beautiful, beautiful man'
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Xynthia ordertalks 'I have soem gay sex questions Imran when you have time please'
Xynthia ordertalks 'Imran when 2 gay guys have sex - and the first one is done, do they get into reverse positions and start over again?'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'yes they do'
Xynthia ordertalks 'how come they dont use lube?'
Xynthia ordertalks 'doesnt that hurt?'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'not if you're a real man'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'just like you don't use lube when you do your thing with telephone poles at 3am on sundays'
Xynthia ordertalks 'do they foreplay - play with each othgers weiners first?'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'no, that would be gay'
Xynthia ordertalks 'no fondeling?'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'wtf is fondeling'
Xynthia ordertalks 'fondle'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'guys don't fondle'
Xynthia ordertalks 'privates and breasts'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'they grope'
Xynthia ordertalks 'how often do they do it?  I was told by a guy that it was every 2 weeks'
Xynthia ordertalks 'is 2 weeks about right?'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'more like 2 minutes'
Xynthia ordertalks 'over that fast?'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'sometimes'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'when's the last time you got laid btw?'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'this line of questioning makes me wonder'
Xynthia ordertalks 'I'm a woman  I dont know these things   Its because of all we are hearing about Broke Back Mountain'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'you don't know when you last got laid?'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'that is worrying'
Xynthia ordertalks 'Of course I know'
Xynthia ordertalks 'I'll tell you about me later but the guys here in RB said you know all about gays'
Xynthia ordertalks 'And I had many gay questions'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'yes, you do have many gay questions'
Xynthia ordertalks 'Well you answered half of them'
Xynthia ordertalks 'just have a few more'
Xynthia ordertalks 'How often - per month - do gays need to have sex'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'i don't know xynthia'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'i know that the idea of me being gay is hilarious to you guys'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'but if this was funny'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'it was funny for like 5 minutes'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'xynthia wait'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'do you think i'm actually gay? :P'
Xynthia ordertalks 'They swore here that you were'
You ordertalk 'pwnt'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'haha'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'who is 'they''
Xynthia ordertalks 'I'm really sory'
Xynthia ordertalks 'sorry'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'you've really hurt my feelings'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'my brother was gay'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'and he died of an exploded rectum'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'from too much sodomy'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'and now whenever someone mentions it i cry'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU WON'T LET ME JUST LET GO'
Xynthia ordertalks 'Here is what happened  Last night Fiebin saw Broke Back Mountain and I was asking him gay questions  He didnt know some of the more technical ones   RBers told me to ask you Imran'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'WELL I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW'
Xynthia ordertalks 'No I'm not  I still dont know how often they have to have it per month'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'well'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'every gay guy is exactly the same'
Zhaxin ordertalks '!'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'there is no heterogeneity within gay society or psychology'
Zhaxin ordertalks 'so the answer is 5'
Xynthia ordertalks 'moan - I was disconnected'
Xynthia ordertalks 'I apologize for any grossly negligent infliction of emotional distress'

Aria tells you 'You tell Zhaxin 'tell me poro made that up :(''
Aria tells you 'Zhaxin tells you 'well i didn't really have a brother''
Aria tells you 'Zhaxin tells you 'but the conversation happened''
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Gisselle looks to be about 4'6", and looks to be around 108 pounds.  Her raven
black dreadlocks are partially obscuring her face, giving her a handsome look.
Her green eyes contrast sharply with her dark brown skin.

Gisselle is in perfect health.

Gisselle is using:
<used as light>      .                '|`
<worn on finger>     .               _.|,_
<worn on finger>     .                / \
<worn around neck>   .               /`,o\
<worn around neck>   .              /_* ._\
<worn on body>       .              / o .'\
<worn on head>       .             /_,.' *_\
<worn on legs>       .             /_ .'   \
<worn on feet>       .             /`. *  *\
<worn on hands>      .            /   `.. o \
<worn on arms>       .           /_ *    `.,_\
<worn as shield>     .           /   o  *  .'\
<worn about body>    .          /      ...'   \
<worn about waist>   (Magical) a gilded chastity belt
<worn around wrist>  .         /_,...'`    *  _\
<worn around wrist>  .         /_,...'`    *  _\
<wielded>            .         /`...           \
<held>               .         /`              \
<worn on ears>       .         /`...  o        \
<worn on eyes>       .        / *   `'...   *   \
<worn on back>       .       /_     o    ``...,,_\
<worn over face>     .      `-.__..'`'   *   ___.-'
<worn around ankle>  .             |       |
<worn around ankle>  .              \_____/
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Poromenos: haha, Is Shadrack stupid or just asking too many questions? 32.2% lines contained a question!
Shadrack: what are you babbling about dearie?
Akael tells you 'Ooh, make that 32.3%!'
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Poromenos tells you 'i was burning my monty pythons episodes to dvds'
Poromenos tells you 'and i mislabeled season 3 as season 4'
Poromenos tells you 'i was chagrined'
You tell Poromenos 'OH NOES'
Poromenos tells you 'yes :('
Poromenos tells you 'but then i just wrote "Three, sir!" below it'
Poromenos tells you 'and all was well'
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